Saturday, April 25, 2009

Headshots, hold the cheese.

Hello Dear Reader,

We are John and Jade and together with our Nikon camera we become the power trio that IS......The Letter B Photography.

BOOYA!

You wanna skyrocket to stardom? You wish you could be a real A-lister like Pauly Shore or Zach Morris??? Well…we can’t offer fame and glory and chicks, but we CAN offer headshots – and they’re better than the ones offered on Craigslist.

Wanna see some bad headshots?

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These guys didn't come to us - they went to some schmuck on Craigslist (again, not us) and paid twenty-five dollars and took home ALL THEIR PHOTOS (un-edited) ON A CD!!!!

That's not what we do.

We take your photos for a session fee of $150.00 and you can have as many costume changes as you want - look, you're paying for our time that day and we don't give two craps if you want to use the time switching in and out of every frigging dress you own. DO IT!

After the shoot, we will custom edit 3 images of your choice, which are included in the session price, and send them to you in digital files. Any edited master files above the complimentary three we sell for $50 per image. But here's the thing - you can go do WHATEVER YOU WANT with them. You can get a MILLION printed off and cover your room in photos of yourself just like your Facebook page and it will cost you......NOTHING...because the file is now YOURS.

These other guys give you all of your photos on a CD, but what are you supposed to do with them? That zit you had that day? Ooops, it's still there because no one retouched it out. Sun too hot on your skin? Too bad - you're all blown out and white. I mean.....seriously, WHAT are you going to do with all the garbage on the CD? You're never going to use it. You're going to use the 1 to 5 photos that you picked out and had prettied up.

Remember that there is only one letter that separates art from fart.

Here's our link:
www.theletterbphotography.com

Check it out for your own safety.

Oh yeah, and here's some examples of good headshots:

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