BOMB THREAT

Started cutting over at MGMhd.

Since I've been there they've had two bomb threats.

We have to evacuate the premises.

Before I started they had a THIRD bomb threat and an antrax threat.


Today the bossman told me I'd be in a lot of trouble if he found out it was me.

I asked him if I'd lose my job.

My coworker wondered aloud if bomb threats were against MGM company policy.


One hour of work and I'M BACK AT HOME WITH A FULL DAY'S PAY AND NOT BLOWN TO BITS!!!

See? There's even a positive side to possible oblivion.