THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

ME: It's interesting how Pagan traditions have influenced modern day holidays.

MILLY: Like Easter.

ME: And Christmas.

MILLY: And New Years.

ME: What do you mean?

MILLY: The ball dropping...

THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

Hey, someone ran over some dog shit. Heh. Heh. Heh.

THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

(Talking to one of her many cats)

You smell like piss...Don't lick your ass while I'm talking to you!

THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

Before you adopt you really have to ask yourself if you're ready for the responsibility of raising a colored child.

THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

If I wanted my kids to write in ebonics, I'd have the neighbors teach them.

THINGS MY NEIGHBOR MILLY SAYS

That monkey is ugly.

Patrick and Molly.........hairspray

Patrick takes one for the team.



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